Kal Penn

Edward

Adam Campbell

Peter

Jennifer Coolidge

White Bitch

Jayma Mays

Lucy

Faune Chambers Watkins

Susan

Crispin Glover

Willy

Tony Cox

Bink

Héctor Jiménez

Mr. Tumnus

Darrell Hammond

Captain Jack Swallows

Carmen Electra

Mystique

David Carradine

Museum Curator

Fred Willard

Aslo

Kevin McDonald

Harry Potter

George Alvarez

Ron

Crista Flanagan

Hermoine

Dane Farwell

Albus Dumbledore

Tad Hilgenbrink

Cyclops

Jim Piddock

Magneto

Vince Vieluf

Wolverine

Kahshanna Evans

Storm

Lindsey Kraft

Rogue

Jareb Dauplaise

Nacho Libre

Rico Rodriguez

Chanchito

Danny Jacobs

Borat / Pirate with Eye Patch

David Lehre

Ashton Kutcher

Gregory Jbara

Mel Gibson

Jill Latiano Howerton

Singing Pirate Girl

Lauren Conrad

Lauren Conrad

Katt Williams

Harry Beaver (voice)

Nick Steele

Lead Archer

Jesse Hughes

Aslo's Camp Band

Kenny Yates

Pirate with Heart

D.J. Dierker

Pirate

Taran Killam

Pirate

Jeremy Rowley

Pirate

Qiana Chase

Pirate Wench

Jillian Grace

Pirate Wench

Masha Lund

Pirate Wench

Sara Jean Underwood

Pirate Wench

Olivia Hardt

Cribs Faun

Zee James

Cribs Faun

Ginny Jones

Cribs Faun

Arielle Vandenberg

Cribs Faun

Heather Storm

Aslo's Girl

Irina Voronina

Jogging Girl

Sabi Dorr

Blacksmith

Paul Zies

Thug

Roscoe Lee Browne

Narrator (voice)

Joe Gieb

Oompa Loompa

Arturo Gil

Oompa Loompa

Michael Lee Gogin

Oompa Loompa

Joseph S. Griffo

Oompa Loompa

Mark Povinelli

Oompa Loompa

Jon Simanton

Oompa Loompa

David Steinberg

Oompa Loompa

Kevin Thompson

Oompa Loompa

Tyce Diorio

Willy Dance Double

Yousef Abu-Taleb

Daniel

Kevin Hart

Silas (uncredited)

Scott L. Schwartz

Rubeus Hagrid (uncredited)

Michelle Lang

Bond Girl