Craig Warnock

Kevin

David Rappaport

Randall

Kenny Baker

Fidgit

Mike Edmonds

Og

Malcolm Dixon

Strutter

Tiny Ross

Vermin

Jack Purvis

Wally

Ian Holm

Napoleon

John Cleese

Robin Hood

Sean Connery

King Agamemnon / Fireman

Michael Palin

Vincent

Shelley Duvall

Dame Pansy / Pansy

Peter Vaughan

Winston the Ogre

Katherine Helmond

Mrs. Ogre

David Warner

Evil Genius

Ralph Richardson

Supreme Being

Tony Jay

Supreme Being (voice)

David Daker

Kevin's Father

Sheila Fearn

Kevin's Mother

Jim Broadbent

Compere

Peter Jonfield

Arm Wrestler

Jerold Wells

Benson

Roger Frost

Cartwright

Andrew MacLachlan

Fireman #2

Terence Bayler

Lucien

David Leland

Puppeteer

Leon Lissek

Refugee #1

John Young

Reginald

Derrick O'Connor

Robber Leader

Neil McCarthy

Robber #2

Derek Deadman

Robert

Charles McKeown

Theatre Manager