Richard E. Grant

Denis Dimbleby Bagley

Rachel Ward

Julia Bagley

Richard Wilson

John Bristol

Jacqueline Tong

Penny Wheelstock

Susan Wooldridge

Monica

John Shrapnel

Psychiatrist

Mick Ford

Richard

Jacqueline Pearce

Maud

Pip Torrens

Jonathan

Tony Slattery

Basil

Rachel Fielding

Jennifer

Pauline Melville

Sylvia Wallace

Roddy Maude-Roxby

Dr Gatty

Francesca Longrigg

Nurse

Tanveer Ghani

Hospital Doctor

Sean Bean

Larry Frisk

Bruce Robinson

The Boil (Voice Only)

Eric Idle

Male Love Bird (voice) (uncredited)