Mark DeCarlo

Carmine "The Beans" Pasquale / George Cheeseman

Scott Christopher

Michael Jaymes

Britani Bateman

Kate Jaymes

Olesya Rulin

Julie Jaymes

Jan Broberg Felt

Louise Means

John E. Moyer

Agent Tuttle

Michael Kagan

Angello Marcello

Jay Acovone

Jackie

Joe Maruzzo

Little Nicky

Frank Gerrish

Rocco

Dan Larsen

President Perry

Alex Nibley

Ryan

Duane Andersen

Wood Shop Customer

Jennifer Erekson

Laura Viahani

Keith Ross Nelson

FBI Agent

Joseph L. Puente

Sunday School Teacher

Lisa Spurrier

Scrapbooking Customer

Johnie Tolman

Deli Man #2

Christian Busath

Sunday School Member (uncredited)

Ryan Hamilton

Deli Clerk