Ben Stiller

Alex Rose

Drew Barrymore

Nancy Kendricks

Eileen Essell

Mrs. Connelly

Harvey Fierstein

Kenneth

Justin Theroux

Coop

James Remar

Chick

Robert Wisdom

Officer Dan

Swoosie Kurtz

Jean

Wallace Shawn

Herman

Maya Rudolph

Tara

Amber Valletta

Celine

Cheryl Bartel

Ginger

Tim Maculan

Terrence

Jackie Sandler

Bartender

Евгений Лазарев

Mr. Dzerzhinsky

Kumar Pallana

Indian Restaurant Owner

Michelle Krusiec

Dr. Kang

Linda Porter

Old Biddy

Edward Edwards

Antique Dealer

Louis Giambalvo

Pharmacist

Tracey Walter

Pharmacy Customer

John Hamburg

Mr. Friedman

Christina Kirk

Mrs. Friedman

Jenette Goldstein

Moderator

Christopher Doyle

Tavern Bartender

Geraldine Hughes

Receptionist

Danny DeVito

Narrator (voice) (uncredited)

Larry Vigus

Man on Street (uncredited)