Ronald Allen

Cmdr. Fortune

Lanah P

Alex

Fiona Richmond

Fiona

Sandra Dorne

Sandra

Lemmy Kilmister

Spider

Nosher Powell

Nosher

Ron Tarr

Ron

Kevin Allen

Waiter 1

Rowland Rivron

Star Reporter

Angela Bowie

Henry's Wife

Shane MacGowan

Terrorist

Simon Brint

Brink

Katrin Cartlidge

Katrin

Robbie Coltrane

Jeremy

Neil Dickson

Gerry

Sue Lloyd

Val

Dawn French

Debbie Draws

Sandie Shaw

Edgeley's Girlfriend

Miranda Richardson

DHSS Blonde

Pete Richens

Cafe Owner

Adrian Edmondson

Charles

Rik Mayall

Micky

Peter Richardson

Henry

Jennifer Saunders

Lady Caroline

Bill Wyman

Toilet Victim

Paul McCartney

Banquet Guest

Koo Stark

Hazel

Daniel Peacock

Terence

Derren Nesbitt

Manager

Nigel Planer

DHSS Manager

Debbie Linden

Layla

Christopher Malcolm

Steinbeck

Rupert Vansittart

Rupert

Marika Rivera

Marika

Hugh Cornwell

Edgeley

Sean Chapman

Mark

Jools Holland

Sun Reporter

Miles A. Copeland III

Derek

Cathryn Harrison

Joanna

Fran Fullenwider

Queen

Eddie Yeoh

Mr Chow

Claire King

Yuppie Bitch