'Weird Al' Yankovic

George Newman

Kevin McCarthy

R.J. Fletcher

Michael Richards

Stanley Spadowski

David Bowe

Bob

Stanley Brock

Harvey Bilchik

Anthony Geary

Philo

Trinidad Silva

Raul Hernandez

Gedde Watanabe

Kuni

Billy Barty

Noodles MacIntosh

John Paragon

Richard Fletcher

Fran Drescher

Pamela Finklestein

Sue Ane Langdon

Esther Bilchik

David Proval

Head Thug

Grant James

Killer Thug

Victoria Jackson

Teri

Emo Philips

Joe Earley

Jay Levey

Gandhi

Lou B. Washington

Cameraman

Vance Colvig

Bum

Nik Hagler

FCC Man

Robert K. Weiss

Bartender

Bob Hungerford

Sy Greenblum

Tony Frank

Teri's Father

Jim West

Band: Guitar

Steve Jay

Band: Bass Guitar

Jon Schwartz

Band: Drums

Barry Hansen

Whipped Cream Eater

George Fisher

Thug #4

Belinda Bauer

Mud Wrestler

Patrick Thomas O'Brien

Satan

Roger Callard

Conan the Librarian