Rob Schneider

Marvin Mange

Colleen Haskell

Rianna

John C. McGinley

Sgt. Sisk

Ed Asner

Chief Wilson

Michael Caton

Dr. Wilder

Louis Lombardi

Fatty

Guy Torry

Miles

Pilar Schneider

Mrs. De La Rosa

Scott Wilson

Mayor

Raymond Ma

Mr. Tam

Michael Papajohn

Patrolman Brady

Ron Roggé

Patrolman Jaworski

Holly Maples

Elkerton Police Officer

Henriette Mantel

Elkerton Police Officer

Robb Skyler

Elkerton Police Officer

Philip Bolden

Evidence Room Kid

Timmy Deters

Evidence Room Kid

Megan Taylor Harvey

Evidence Room Kid

Mitch Holleman

Evidence Room Kid

Charlie Stewart

Evidence Room Kid

Sandra Lee Gimpel

Obstacle Course Lady

Tim Herzog

Badger Milk Host

Noel Gugliemi

Gang Leader

Adam Sandler

Townie

Norm Macdonald

Mob Member

John Farley

Other Mob

Cloris Leachman

Cat Lady (uncredited)

Harry Dean Stanton

Hunter (uncredited)