Arnold Schwarzenegger

Howard Langston

Sinbad

Myron Larabee

Phil Hartman

Ted Maltin

Rita Wilson

Liz Langston

Robert Conrad

Officer Hummell

Martin Mull

D.J.

Jake Lloyd

Jamie Langston

Jim Belushi

Mall Santa

Laraine Newman

First Lady

Harvey Korman

President

Richard Moll

Dementor

Daniel Riordan

Turbo Man

Nada Despotovich

Margaret

Bill Schoppert

Father at Toy Store

George Fisher

Daring Shopper

Chris Parnell

Toy Store Sales Clerk

Patrick Richwood

Toy Store Co-Worker

Kate McGregor-Stewart

Toy Store Customer

Marcus Toji

Little Boy with Car Remote

Mo Collins

Mother on Phone

Peter Syvertsen

Father on Phone #2

John Rothman

Mall Toy Store Manager

Robert Southgate

Mall Toy Store Employee #2

Sandra K. Horner

Toddler's Angry Mom

Danny Woodburn

Tony the Elf

Bruce Bohne

Santa at Warehouse Door

Paul Wight

Huge Santa

Alan Blumenfeld

Cop at Santa's Warehouse

Sandra Lee-Oian Thomas

Mother in Neighborhood

Nick LaTour

Counterman

Peter Breitmayer

Sparky

Phil Morris

Gale Force

Marianne Muellerleile

Tow Truck Driver

Amy Pietz

Liza Tisch

Walter von Huene

Taxi Driver

Steve Van Wormer

Turbo Man Float Parade Worker

Curtis Armstrong

Chain Smoking Booster

Jim Meskimen

Police Officer at Parade

Martin Valinsky

Police Officer Escorting Myron

Rochelle Vallese

Girl at Parade

Spencer Klein

Kid in Turbo Man Commercial

Marc Ambrose

Balloon Wrangler (uncredited)

Greg Bronson

Toy Store Shopper (uncredited)

Susan Chambers

Frantic Shopper (uncredited)

Trish Gates

Store Clerk (uncredited)

David Andrew Nash

Christmas Caroler (uncredited)

Phaedra Neitzel

Santa's Helper (uncredited)

Yeardley Smith

Woman Who Flirts with Howie (uncredited)

Joel Thingvall

Toy Store Shopper (uncredited)

Verne Troyer

Mini Santa (uncredited)