Sam Brittan

Middle Bernie

Malcolm McDowell

Narrator

Kevin Sorbo

George Washington

Mike Horton

Peter Diamondstone

Leonard Kelly-Young

Eli

Jessica Jade Andres

Bernie’s first wife

Lisa Blake Richards

Clerk

Eric Roberts

Man in line

Laura Aleman

AOC

Anthony Traina

Ben

Gabrielle Sanalitro

Daisy Chain

Sarah Sansoni

Irate Hippy

Diane Robin

Dorothy

Cynthia Kania

Hillary Clinton

William Charlton

Leonard Kelly-Young

Alexander Aguila

Bartender