Jeff McCarthy

Officer Lockstock

Spencer Kayden

Little Sally

Nancy Opel

Penelope Pennywise

Jennifer Laura Thompson

Hope Cladwell

John Deyle

Senator Fipp

Rick Crom

Tiny Tom / Dr. Billeaux

Jennifer Cody

Little Becky Two Shoes / Mrs. Millenium

Daniel Marcus

Officer Barrel

John Cullum

Caldwell B. Cladwell