Brooke Shields

Horrible Harriet Hare (voice)

James Woods

Grab Takit (voice)

Joe Pantoliano

Terrible Timothy Takit (voice)

Nancy Kerrigan

Bernadette Baker / Helen Hen (voice)

Sandra Bernhard

Claralyne Cluck (voice)

Gary Littman

Good Gracious Grasshopper (voice)

Doug Preis

Cookey Takit (voice)

Tara Sands

Additional Voices (voice)

Eli Wallach

Narrator (voice)

Chris Phillips

Sargeant O'Hare (voice)

Fred Newman

Additional Voices (voice)