Rodney Dangerfield

The Rodfather

Kevin McDonald

Guppy Calzone

Dom DeLuise

The Oddfather

Fabiana Udenio

Don Na

Lou Ferrigno

Bugsy

Paul Greenberg

Frito Calzone

Carol Arthur

Mama Calzone

Barbara Crampton

Goldy

Bob Hoge

Sunny Calzone

Irwin Keyes

Tracy Dick

Bobbie Brown

Sonny's Babe

Carlos Alazraqui

Tony "Flock You" Montana

Perry Stephens

Father O'Connell

Jerry Lambert

Professor

Jerry Douglas

Freedie Green

Dom Irrera

Self

Sonya Eddy

Bank Clerk

Jay Lacopo

Studio Executive

Debra Christofferson

Writer

Lisa London

Busty Secretary

Terry Ray

Waiter

John LaMotta

Maitre D'

Don Pardo

Self

Craig Barnett

Mr. President

Pat Crawford Brown

Toenail Lady

David DeLuise

Gaffer

Keith Coogan

Clumsy Student