Neil Morrissey

Noddy

Michael Elphick

Inspector Cleaver

Anthony Daniels

Priest

Daniel Peacock

Buzzer

David Daker

Desk Sergeant

Burt Kwouk

Fu King Owner

Ann Casson

Mrs. Bancroft

Douglas Campbell

Mr. Bancroft

Ed Devereaux

Pub Landlord

David Haydn-Jones

Plain Clothes Detective (as David Jones)

Colin Campbell

Moped Rider

Warwick Sayce

Concerned Neighbour