Jesse Ventura

Abraxas

Sven-Ole Thorsen

Secundus

Damian Lee

Dar

Jerry Levitan

Hite

Marilyn Lightstone

Abraxas' Answer Box (voice)

Moses Znaimer

Secundus' Answer Box (voice)

Layne Coleman

Registry Clerk

Jim Belushi

Principal Latimer

John Blackwood

Camper Dad

Michael Copeman

Sheriff Sharp

Zion Forrest Lee

Jack

Johanna Householder

Rosa - Grocery Clerk

Ellen Dubin

First Waitress