Mel Smith

Bernard

Griff Rhys Jones

Graham Sweetley

Joanne Pearce

Sandra Brock

Jimmy Nail

Desmond Brock

Paul Bown

Julian Tope

James B. Sikking

Col. Raymond Laribee, CIA

Dinsdale Landen

Commander Grenville Matteson

André Maranne

Prof. Trousseau

George Innes

Stanley Benson

Tristram Jellinek

Simpson

Miriam Margolyes

Doctor Wallace

Mark Lewis Jones

Godfrey

Leonard Fenton

Commissionaire

Olivier Pierre

Jabowlski

Edward Wiley

Laribee's Assistant

Bill Stewart

Walters

David Joss Buckley

TV Presenter

Roger Hammond

Soundman

Des Webb

Eskimo Chief

Jimmy Mulville

Motorway Policeman

Derek Deadman

Man in Car

Leslie Grantham

Motorway Policeman

Barbara Hicks

Stenographer

Tim Barker

Mathematician

Shane Rimmer

Redneck (Melvin)

Michael J. Jackson

Scientist

James Taylor

Minister

Susan Denaker

Nurse

Shelley Thompson

Nurse Purse

Richenda Carey

Countess Gretel

David Haig

Palatial House Flunkey

Robert Henderson

Diner Customer

Ronnie Stevens

Hotel Manager

Robin Driscoll

Space Pilot