Jessica Harper

Janet Majors

Cliff DeYoung

Brad Majors / Farley Flavors

Richard O'Brien

Dr. Cosmo McKinley / Kitchenware Announcer (voice)

Patricia Quinn

Dr. Nation McKinley

Charles Gray

Judge Oliver Wright

Ruby Wax

Betty Hapschatt

Nell Campbell

Nurse Ansalong

Rik Mayall

'Rest Home' Ricky

Barry Humphries

Bert Schnick

Darlene Johnson

Emily Weiss

Manning Redwood

Harry Weiss

Betsy Brantley

Neely Pritt

Christopher Malcolm

Vance Parker

Eugene Lipinski

Kirk

Barry Dennen

Irwin Lapsey

Imogen Claire

Wardrobe Mistress

Gary Shail

Oscar Drill

Donald Waugh

Glish Davidson

David John

'Bit' Drummer

Gary Martin

'Bit' Guitarist

Sinitta

Francine 'Frankie'

Sal Piro

Man on Payphone (uncredited)

Gaye Brown

DTV Audience Member (uncredited)

Annabel Leventon

DTV Audience Member (uncredited)

Rayner Bourton

Soldier in DTV Audience (uncredited)

Robert Longden

Soldier in DTV Audience (uncredited)