P. J. Soles

Riff Randell

Vincent Van Patten

Tom Roberts

Clint Howard

Eaglebauer

Dey Young

Kate Rambeau

Mary Woronov

Miss Togar

Paul Bartel

Mr. McGree

Dick Miller

Police Chief

Don Steele

Screamin' Steve Stevens

Alix Elias

Coach Steroid

Loren Lester

Fritz Hansel

Grady Sutton

School Board President

Joey Ramone

Self

Johnny Ramone

Self

Dee Dee Ramone

Self

Marky Ramone

Self

Debbie Evans

Student (uncredited)

Allan Arkush

Ticket Taker (uncredited)