Luke Edwards

Jimmy

Wendy Phillips

Christine

Sam McMurray

Bateman

Beau Bridges

Sam

Fred Savage

Corey

Christian Slater

Nick

Will Seltzer

Putnam

Jenny Lewis

Haley

T. Dan Hopkins

Old Navajo

Beth Grant

Diner Manager

Frank McRae

Spanky

Lee Arenberg

Armageddon Registrar

Steven Grives

Armageddon Announcer

Jim Pirri

Studio Tour Guide

Tobey Maguire

Lucas' Goon at Video Armageddon (uncredited)