Jesse Eisenberg

James Brennan

Kristen Stewart

Em Lewin

Martin Starr

Joel

Kristen Wiig

Paulette

Bill Hader

Bobby

Ryan Reynolds

Mike Connell

Margarita Levieva

Lisa P.

Jack Gilpin

Mr. Brennan

Josh Pais

Mr. Lewin

Wendie Malick

Mrs. Brennan

Mary Birdsong

Francy

Matt Bush

Tommy Frigo

Paige Howard

Sue O'Malley

Dan Bittner

Pete O'Malley

Barret Hackney

Munch

Michael Zegen

Eric

Kimisha Renee Davis

Kelly

Vanessa Hope

Ronnie Connell

Kelsey Ledgin

Arlene

Todd Cioppa

Velvet Touch Manager

Adam Kroloff

Adult Contestant

Kevin Breznahan

Molly Hatchet T-Shirt Guy

Marc Grapey

Panda Con Dad

Andrew Ransom

Foreigner Tribute Band Member

Russell Steinberg

Foreigner Tribute Band Member

Eric Schaeffer

Foreigner Tribute Band Member

Alexis Ferrante

Nicky's Girlfriend

Joe Pawlenko

Nicky's Pal

Declan Baldwin

Male Customer

Ian Harding

Wealthy Prepster

Amy Landis

Mrs. Ostrow