Steve Martin

Vincent "Vinnie" Antonelli

Rick Moranis

Barney Coopersmith

Joan Cusack

Hannah Stubbs

Melanie Mayron

Crystal Rybak

Bill Irwin

Kirby

Carol Kane

Shaldeen

William Hickey

Billy Sparrow / Johnny Bird

Deborah Rush

Linda

Daniel Stern

Will Stubbs

Jesse Bradford

Jamie

Corey Carrier

Tommie

Robert Miranda

Lilo Mello

Ed Lauter

Underwood

Julie Bovasso

Vinnie's Mother

Colleen Camp

Dr. Margaret Snow Coopersmith

Gordon Currie

Wally Bunting

Raymond O'Connor

Dino

Troy Evans

Nicky

Ron Karabatsos

Ritchie

Melissa Hurley

Angela

Leslie Cook

Marie

Carol Ann Susi

Filomena

Frank Gio

Gaetano

Joel Polis

U.S. Attorney

Larry Block

Defense Attorney

Arthur Brauss

Judge

Greta Blackburn

Stewardess #1

Ellen Albertini Dow

Nun

David Knell

Checker

John Harnagel

Motel Manager

LaWanda Page

Hotel Maid

Daniel Riordan

Removal Man

Valerie Wildman

TV Reporter