Rik Mayall

Alan B'Stard

Michael Troughton

Piers Fletcher-Dervish

Marsha Fitzalan

Sarah B'Stard

Terence Alexander

Sir Greville McDonald

Michael Bilton

Sir William Horsey QC

Paul Birchard

Ximenes

Geoffrey Chater

Justice Saunders

Janine Duvitski

Interpreter

John Normington

Sidney Bliss