Nigel Planer

Neil

Jackie Earle Haley

Rip

Shari Shattuck

Heather

Kristi Somers

Angelica

Bob Newhart

Self (uncredited)

Julie Brown

Hamster/Phone

Lee Garlington

Robin/Myriam

Donald Gibb

Granny/Mugger

Mike Hagerty

Cruller/Harold

Rick Lenz

Norm

Time Winters

Hitler/Sound Effects Guy

John Zarchen

Ty