Ben Miller

Mr. Johnathon

Kerry Armstrong

Justine

Denise Roberts

Barbara

Sallyanne Ryan

Pip

Steve Le Marquand

Bob

Tara Morice

Marianne

Jane Hall

Miss Elizabeth

Briden Starr

Miss Elizabeth's Dance Troupe

Ashleigh Cummings

Miss Elizabeth's Dance Troupe

Keiynan Lonsdale

Miss Elizabeth's Dance Troupe

Isabel Durant

Miss Elizabeth's Dance Troupe

Roy Billing

Arthur Rudd

Robin Ince

Frank

Nadine Garner

Paulette

Damon Gameau

Neil

Eliza Logan

Nerida

Belinda Stewart-Wilson

Meredith

Beth Champion

Tamara

Amelia Ashton

Vomit Child

Rachel Gordon

Vomit Child's Mother

Scott Johnson

Vomit Child's Father

Helmut Bakaitis

Plastic Surgeon

Paul Mercurio

Self

Andrew McFarlane

Trevor Morgan

Susie Lindeman

Miss Jodi

Leo Sayer

Self

Lisa Hensley

Harridan Woman (uncredited)