Tim Allen

Luther Krank

Jamie Lee Curtis

Nora Krank

Dan Aykroyd

Vic Frohmeyer

M. Emmet Walsh

Walt Scheel

Elizabeth Franz

Bev Scheel

Erik Per Sullivan

Spike Frohmeyer

Cheech Marin

Officer Salino

Jake Busey

Officer Treen

Austin Pendleton

Umbrella Santa / Marty

Tom Poston

Father Zabriskie

Julie Gonzalo

Blair Krank

René Lavan

Enrique Decardenal

Caroline Rhea

Candi

Felicity Huffman

Merry

Patrick Breen

Aubie

Bonita Friedericy

Jude Becker

David Hornsby

Randy Becker

Kevin Chamberlin

Mr. Scanlon

Mark Christopher Lawrence

Wes Trogden

Vernee Watson-Johnson

Dox

Arden Myrin

Daisy

Jan Hoag

Choir Director

Joe Guzaldo

Burglar

David L. Lander

Tanning Intruder

Kim Rhodes

Office Staff

Patrick O'Connor

Office Staff

Doug Cox

Neighbor #1

Matt Walsh

Neighbor #2

Andy Daly

Husband

Dawn Didawick

Shopper

Julia Roth

Cashier

J.P. Romano

Mailman