Brendan Fraser

Chester 'Chazz' Darvey

Steve Buscemi

Rex

Adam Sandler

Pip

Joe Mantegna

Ian

Chris Farley

Officer Wilson

Judd Nelson

Jimmie Wing

Amy Locane

Kayla

Michael McKean

Milo Jackson

David Arquette

Carter

Nina Siemaszko

Suzzi

Ernie Hudson

Sergeant O'Malley

Michael Richards

Doug Beech

Marshall Bell

Carl Mace

Harold Ramis

Chris Moore

Allen Covert

Officer Samuels

Reg E. Cathey

Marcus

Michelle Hurst

Yvonne

Lexie Bigham

Security Guard #1

Sam Whipple

Personal Manager

Ryan Holihan

Kid

Kurt Loder

Himself

China Kantner

Female Rocker

Vinnie DeRamus

D & D Rocker

Lemmy Kilmister

Editor of School Magazine

Rich Wilkes

Corduroy Rocker

John Melendez

Masturbating Rocker

John Zarchen

Cop

Zander Lehmann

Tyke

Mike Judge

Beavis and Butt-Head (voices)

Rob Zombie

Himself