John Cho

Harold Lee

Kal Penn

Kumar Patel

Neil Patrick Harris

Neil Patrick Harris

Rob Corddry

Ron Fox

Jack Conley

Deputy Frye

David Krumholtz

Seth Goldstein

Eddie Kaye Thomas

Rosenberg

Roger Bart

Dr. Jack Beecher

Eric Winter

Colton Graham

Christopher Meloni

Grand Wizard

Danneel Ackles

Vanessa Fanning

Beverly D'Angelo

Sally

Missi Pyle

Raylene

Jon Reep

Raymus

Paula Garcés

Maria

Crystal Mantecon

Venus

Richard Christy

Kenny

Adam Herschman

Archie

Amir Talai

Raza

Ava Knighten Santana

Tammi

Echo Valley

Tits Hemingway

Ed Helms

Interpreter

D'Anthony Palms

Light-Skinned Black Security

Mark Muñoz

Cyrus

James Adomian

George W. Bush

Todd Voltz

Travis

Jackson Beals

Carter

Randal Reeder

Big Bob

Clyde Kusatsu

Mr. Lee

Mary Deese

Mrs. Lee

Juli Erickson

Old White Woman

Lester Speight

Dr. Jonavon White

Jason Konopisos-Alvarez

Goon

Chris Warner

State Trooper

Angus Sutherland

Anton

Nicole Graves

Girl at Party (uncredited)

Josh Heald

Terry Air Marshal (uncredited)

Jon Hurwitz

Dancing Devil in Costume Shop (uncredited)

Hayden Schlossberg

Dancing Monkey in Costume Shop (uncredited)

Jimmy Lee Jr.

Terrorist (uncredited)