Pamela Anderson

Shelly

Jamie Lee Curtis

Annette

Dave Bautista

Eddie

Brenda Song

Mary-Anne

Kiernan Shipka

Jodie

Billie Lourd

Hannah

John Clofine

Poker Player

Jason Schwartzman

Director

Patrick Hilgart

Brad

Jesse Phillips

Wardrobe Dresser

Sean Patrick Bryan

Restaurant Patron (uncredited)