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Johnny

Stephen McCole

Boab

Jemma Redgrave

Jenny

Martin Clunes

Rory

Maurice Roëves

God

Michelle Gomez

Catriona

Jenny McCrindle

Evelyn

Garry Sweeney

Kev

Simon Weir

Tambo

Niall Greig Fulton

Alan

Malcolm Shields

Workmate

Tam Dean Burn

Alec

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Parkie

Barbara Rafferty

Doctor

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