Woody Allen

Victor / Fabrizio / The Fool / Sperm

John Carradine

Dr. Bernardo

Lou Jacobi

Sam Musgrave

Louise Lasser

Gina

Anthony Quayle

The King

Tony Randall

The Operator

Lynn Redgrave

Queen

Burt Reynolds

Switchboard

Gene Wilder

Dr. Doug Ross

Jack Barry

Himself

Elaine Giftos

Mrs. Ross

Robert Q. Lewis

Himself

Heather MacRae

Helen

Pamela Mason

Herself

Sidney Miller

George

Regis Philbin

Himself

Titos Vandis

Milos

Stanley Adams

Stomach Operator

Oscar Beregi Jr.

Brain Control

Dort Clark

Sheriff

Geoffrey Holder

Sorcerer

Baruch Lumet

Rabbi Baumel

Jay Robinson

The Priest

Robert Walden

Sperm

Cosmo Sardo

Party Guest

William Beckley

King's Herald