Shawn Wayans

Ashtray

Marlon Wayans

Loc Dog

Tracey Cherelle Jones

Dashiki

Chris Spencer

Preach

Vivica A. Fox

Ashtray's Mother

Lahmard J. Tate

Ashtray's Father

Rappin' Granny

Sister Williams

Suli McCullough

Crazy Legs

Bernie Mac

Officer Self Hatred

Faizon Love

Rufus

Keenen Ivory Wayans

Mailman

Kim Wayans

Mrs. Johnson

Helen Martin

Loc Dog's Grandma

Virginia Watson

Loc Dog's Mom

Omar Epps

Malik

Yvette Wilson

Nurse

Antonio Fargas

Old School

Paula Jai Parker

Drunk Party Girl

Michael Adler

Man in White Coat

Samuel Monroe Jr.

Sam

Keith Morris

Dave the Crackhead

Craig Wayans

Thug #1

Casey Lee

Birthday Boy Thug

Tommy Morgan Jr.

Car Jacker

Alex Thomas

Al Dog

Toshi Toda

Korean Store Owner

Jeffrey Anderson-Gunter

Homeless Man

James Van Patten

Harvard Man

Don Reed

Driving Instructor

Mik Scriba

Officer with Bullhorn

LaWanda Page

Old School's Mom

Guy Torry

Doo Rag's Father

Damien Dante Wayans

Cousin with Bag

Terri J. Vaughn

Keisha

J.W. Smith

Detective Cliche

Kelly Vaughn

Snowflake

Lexie Bigham

Driving Instructor (uncredited)