Peter Facinelli

Simon

Joaquim de Almeida

Hugo

Michelle Visage

Liv

Jordan Danger

Scheana

Zack Gottsagen

Nolan

Kimberley Crossman

Harlowe

Richard Lippert

Announcer (voice)

Luenell

God

Julie Goldman

Charlie

Rachelle Carson-Begley

Gail

Alaska Thunderfuck

Stevie

Jonathan Goldstein

Guy

Kelly Mantle

Marmalade/Lewis

Thomas Ochoa

Olive

Manila Luzon

Kiwi

Lily Delamere

Kassidy

Laganja Estranja

Rita

Lourenço de Almeida

Hugo Junior

Cecile Cubiló

Lulu

Ellen Gerstein

Eloise

Denny McAuliffe

Tyler

Vicky Vox

Penny Pinch

Marco DelVecchio

Tyler's Friend

Judith Scarpone

Esther

Honey Davenport

Mary Annut

Andrel McPherson

Bartender