Andrew Dice Clay

Ford Fairlane

Wayne Newton

Julian Grendel

Priscilla Presley

Colleen Sutton

Morris Day

Don Cleveland

Lauren Holly

Jazz

Ed O'Neill

Lt. Amos

Maddie Corman

Zuzu Petals

Gilbert Gottfried

Johnny Crunch

Robert Englund

Smiley

Vince Neil

Bobby Black

Sheila E.

Club Singer

David Patrick Kelly

Sam the Sleaze Bag

Kari Wuhrer

Melodi

Brandon Call

The Kid

Pamela Adlon

Pussycat

Kurt Loder

MTV VJ

Delia Sheppard

Pussycat

Cody Jarrett

Kyle Troy

David Arnott

Club Guy

William Shockley

Punk Gunslinger

Kimber Sissons

Pussycat

Willie Garson

Frat Boy

David Bowe

College Boy

Jordan Lund

Amiable Tourist

Rita Maye Bland

Receptionist

Tone Loc

Slam the Rapper

Allan Wasserman

Mortician

Katariina Souri

Girl at Funeral (uncredited)

Jay Underwood

Club Guy Bob (uncredited)

Lala Sloatman

Sorority Girl

Steve White

Detective

Mark Zuelke

Punk Gunslinger

Randy Crenshaw

Bel Air Party Singer