Melanie Lynskey

Hannah

Judy Greer

Lady Wadsworth

Justin Long

Max

Ryan Phillippe

Tanner / Lord Wadsworth

Luis Guzmán

The Bartender

Patrick Duffy

Grayson Wadsworth

Tamara Austin

Nia

Alex Klein

Todd

Lindsay Lamb

Tonya

Andi Matheny

Lydia

Castille Landon

Kim

Sarah Dionna

Jynx / Cellmate

Michael E. Brown

Guy 1

Bianca D'Ambrosio

Perky Ticket Vendor (Becky)

Conrad de la Torres III

Guy 2

Angela Alise

Josephine Pipkin

Greg Pitts

Preston

Ursula O. Robinson

Ruth

Susan Morgan

Sweet Old Tourist

Mike Tremblay

Frank Grady FKA Tourist #1

Major Dodge

Waiter

Tiffany Kerr

Attractive New Tour Guide