Jesse Eisenberg

Nick

Danny McBride

Dwayne

Aziz Ansari

Chet

Nick Swardson

Travis

Dilshad Vadsaria

Kate

Michael Peña

Chango

Bianca Kajlich

Juicy

Fred Ward

The Major

Jack Foley

15 Year Old #2

Elizabeth Shapiro

Chet's Date

Brett Gelman

Pizza Boss

Staci Lynn Fletcher

Family Dollar Cashier

Ilyssa Fradin

Mom

Torey Adkins

Big Guy

Rick Irwin

Bank Manager

Lucas Fleischer

Random Local

Angelique Sky

Club Bartender (uncredited)