Owen Wilson

Greg Wittle

Salma Hayek Pinault

Isabel Clemens

Nesta Cooper

Emily Wittle

Jorge Lendeborg Jr.

Arthur Wittle

Ronny Chieng

Kendo

Steve Zissis

Bjorn

Joshua Leonard

Cameron

Madeline Zima

Doris

Bill Nye

Chris

Slavoj Žižek

Slavoj Žižek

DeRon Horton

Liang

Eugene Young

Bartender Todd

Adam Zastrow

Dougie

Lora Lee

Destiny

Darin Cooper

Sketchy Man

Roberto Montesinos

Pawn Store Clerk

Tanya Alexander

Shelter Worker

Debbie Fan

Dr. Huang

K.T. Thangavelu

Esteemed Guest #2

Kayla Adams

Esteemed Guest #3

Gichi Gamba

Esteemed Guest #4

Mercy Malick

News Reporter

Sanja Vejnović

Professor Fluke

Guy Perry

Andy Warhol

Damien D. Smith

Group Leader

Heath McGough

Arnold

Hassan Abdelghani

Farmer

Roshan Golconda

Brad

Jock McKissic

Security Guard

Linda Wang

Streetwalker #4

Dayna Dooley

Police

Marcus Bailey

Arthur's Friend #1

Jim Palmer

Officer

Ryan Allen Carrillo

Skater

Erin Flannery

Police Officer (uncredited)

Megan Le

Black Tie Guest (uncredited)

Katie McCabe

Roller Girl Lab Tech (uncredited)

Bowie Bundlie

Roller Disco Boy (uncredited)

Bradley Bundlie

Roller Disco Boy (uncredited)