Jessica Alba

Marissa Wilson

Joel McHale

Wilbur Wilson

Rowan Blanchard

Rebecca Wilson

Mason Cook

Cecil Wilson

Jeremy Piven

Danger D'Amo / Tick Tock / Time Keeper

Alexa PenaVega

Carmen Cortez

Daryl Sabara

Juni Cortez

Danny Trejo

Uncle Machete

Ricky Gervais

Voice of Argonaut

Wray Crawford

Editor / Cameraman

Jonathan Breck

Wilbur's Boss

Roger Edwards

OSS Agent #2

Angela Lanza

Female OSS Agent

Chad Guerrero

Henchman in Van

Antonio Banderas

Gregorio Cortez (uncredited)