Parminder Nagra

Jesminder 'Jess' Kaur Bhamra

Keira Knightley

Juliette 'Jules' Paxton

Jonathan Rhys Meyers

Joe

Anupam Kher

Mr. Bhamra

Shaheen Khan

Mrs. Bhamra

Archie Panjabi

Pinky Bhamra

Frank Harper

Alan Paxton

Juliet Stevenson

Paula Paxton

Shaznay Lewis

Mel

Ameet Chana

Tony

Pooja Shah

Meena

Preeya Kalidas

Monica

Kulvinder Ghir

Teetu

Harvey Virdi

Teetu's Mum

Shobu Kapoor

Polly

Zohra Sehgal

Biji

Ace Bhatti

Nairobi Grandson

Tanveer Ghani

Video Man

Nina Wadia

Wedding Guest

Gary Lineker

Himself

John Barnes

Himself

Alan Hansen

Himself

John Motson

Commentator

Gurinder Chadha

Woman in Park/Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Jeff Mirza

Wedding Compere (uncredited)