C. Thomas Howell

David Settles

Cristina Maxwell

Lucy

Fred Williamson

Gabriel

Val Lauren

Etch-A-Sketch

Michael Parks

Benny the Heckler

Fred Willard

Longfellow

Jeff Stearns

Jake Thompson

Edward Albert

Marc

James Parks

Fresno Pete

Vanessa Dorman

Shelly Lancaster

Amir Talai

Ralph

Dominic Comperatore

Alan

Tucker Smallwood

Franklin

Justin Urich

Chrome Harley

Tammy Caplan

Angie

Judy Ben-Asher

Self Love Sarah

Dwight Ewell

Leopold

Andrea Helene

Mouse

Marita de Lara

Thunder Woman

Jade Hykush

Poet

Javon Johnson

Self

Joseph DeVito

Motorcycle Gang (uncredited)