Lee Tergesen

Bryan Millers

Reno Wilson

Money Maker

Lauren Stamile

Lenore Millers

Joyce Bulifant

Edna Millers

Laura-Leigh

Kim Millers

Margaret Cho

Brown Finger

Akon

Himself

Michael Blackson

Fake Akon

Ray Abruzzo

Dalmat

Barbara Moore

Dirty Lady

Kelly Noonan

Flight Attendant

Matt Knudsen

Fireman

Andrew Bowen

Doctor

Danny Jacobs

Pharmacist

Da'Vone McDonald

Store Manager

Whitmer Thomas

Joe

Jenny McCarthy

Herself

Donnie Wahlberg

Himself

Eli Bildner

Stoner #1

Krista Kalmus

Party Girl #2

Sam Upton

Albanian Thug #1

Ido Mor

Albanian Thug #2

Nick Hermz

Albanian Thug #3

Nick Gracer

Albanian Thug #5

Deborah Baker Jr.

Sue

Lukas Haas

Buddy #1

Ethan Suplee

Buddy #2

Nik Dodani

Raja

Robert L. Wilson

Mr. Vialis (uncredited)

Jennifer Rikert Wolski

Shopper (uncredited)