Fiona Allen

Sandra

Sophie Thompson

Tracey

Jerry O'Connell

Sean Cooley

Anthony Stewart Head

Victor

Geri Halliwell-Horner

Paige

James Dreyfus

Fidor

Naomi Campbell

Sales Assistant

Hugh Dennis

Immigration Officer

Les Dennis

MC

Tom Goodman-Hill

Baz

Michael Greco

Niarchos

Eamonn Holmes

Himself

Ralf Little

Milkman

Dolph Lundgren

Randy

Burt Kwouk

Dalai Lama

Ahmet Mekin

Waiter 1

Sarah Cawood

TOTP Presenter 1

Colin Murray

TOTP Presenter 2

Angus Deayton

Maurice the Hotel Receptionist

Steve Punt

Immigration Officer 1

Hugh Dennis

Immigration Officer 2

Simon Farnaby

Ventriloquist

Ene Frost

Recording Studio Mixer

Michael Howe

UK Breakfast Presenter

Alison King

Receptionist

Helen Lederer

Hysterical UN Woman

Bruce Mackinnon

Minion 1

Neil Maskell

Policeman

Grant Masters

E.R. Person

Henry Miller

Dave

Johnny Myers

American Journalist

Paul Putner

Coach Driver

Erich Redman

Dutch Journalist

Finlay Robertson

Rickshaw Driver

Frank Rozelaar-Green

French Driver

David Schneider

Tanner

Shend

Niarchos 2

John Thomson

Foreman

Don Warrington

General Secretary