Jim Carrey

Ace Ventura

Courteney Cox

Melissa Robinson

Sean Young

Lt. Lois Einhorn

Tone Loc

Emilio

Dan Marino

Dan Marino

Noble Willingham

Riddle

Troy Evans

Roger Podacter

Raynor Scheine

Woodstock

Udo Kier

Ronald Camp

Frank Adonis

Vinnie

Tiny Ron

Roc

David Margulies

Doctor

John Capodice

Sgt. Aguado

Judy Clayton

Martha Mertz

Bill Zuckert

Mr. Finkle

Alice Drummond

Mrs. Finkle

Rebecca Ferratti

Sexy Woman

Mark Margolis

Mr. Shickadance

Antoni Corone

Reporter #1

Randall "Tex" Cobb

Gruff Man

Don Shula

Miami Dolphin

Scott Mitchell

Miami Dolphin

Dwight Stephenson

Miami Dolphin

Jeff Uhlenhake

Miami Dolphin

Jeff Dellenbach

Miami Dolphin

Marco Coleman

Miami Dolphin

Alex Webster

Thrasher Band "Cannibal Corpse"

Paul Mazurkiewicz, Jr.

Thrasher Band "Cannibal Corpse"

Jack Owen

Thrasher Band "Cannibal Corpse"

Robert Barrett

Thrasher Band "Cannibal Corpse"

Vince Cecere

Stadium Vendor (uncredited)

Robert Deacon

Redneck #1 (uncredited)

Greg Finley

Mascot (voice) (uncredited)

Jimmy Star

Stadium Vendor (uncredited)

Binx

Spike (uncredited)