Eddie Deezen

Menlo Schwartzer

Linda Kerridge

Sparkle / Florinda Budnick

Terry Kiser

Mr. O'Finley

Eric Stoltz

Chuck

Lyle Waggoner

Chief Boyardee

Corinne Bohrer

Cindy Lou

Morgan Paull

Chuck's Dad

Ruth Buzzi

Chuck's Mom

Cleavon Little

Daddy O

Carol Wayne

Mrs. O'Finley

Tom Villard

Jocko O'Finley

Lucy Lee Flippin

Mrs. Big Head

Brinke Stevens

Student Fan (uncredited)

Ralph Seymour

Becker

Ron Palillo

Deputy Underwear

Dick Dale

Himself