Tom Jones

Himself

Jennifer O'Neill

Herself

Kirk Douglas

The Indian Fighter

Rudolf Nureyev

Ballet Dancer

Jonathan Winters

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Chief Dan George

The Big Chief

Hermione Gingold

The Lady Bus Conductor

Lorne Greene

Fiddler on the Roof

Charlton Heston

Tennis Player

Michael Landon

Tennis Player

Terry-Thomas

Bus Conductor Terry-Thomas

Engelbert Humperdinck

Royal Guard

Elliott Gould

The Villain