Tom Arnold

Eddie

Linda Favila

Lara

Nicole Sullivan

Mara

John Henson

Roger

Romy Walthall

Kyra

Scott Baio

Damian

Jack Kyle

Bill

J.C. Brandy

Aerosmith

Sally Kellerman

Cassandra

Kelly Preston

Bebe

Charlene Tilton

Actress

Colleen Camp

Chick with Ax to Grind

Kevin Nealon

Chuckie

Kelly Mullis

Punk Girl

Adoni Maropis

Abdul

Brant von Hoffman

Cop

Ed Berke

Barry

Ann Travolta

Mrs. MacNeil

Dara Tomanovich

Bighead 24

Archie Hahn

Cyril

Roy Thinnes

Man with Cassandra

Greg Travis

Agent 1

Mark Lonow

Agent 2

Tony Edwards

Agent 3

Mark Soper

Waiter in Clover

Robert Hegyes

Unseen Customer