Ben Begley

Ed

Herbert Russell

Zach

Ross Nathan

Bradley

Sam Pancake

Tracey

John Livingston

Doug

Rita Volk

Katnip

Tara Reid

Effing White

Jamie Kennedy

Justmitch / Willy Wanker / Tim Pistol

Carolyn Ratteray

Boo (voice)

Martin Klebba

Fruito

Terra Jolé

Teddy

Caitlyn Jenner

Skip Bayflick (as Bruce Jenner)

Steve Sobel

Kaptain Kazakhstan

Con Schell

Bearded Wizard

Daniel Buran

Captain Jack

Jeff Torres

Tónto

Brandi Glanville

Housewife Veronica

Kyle Richards

Housewife Heather

Camille Meyer

Housewife Tanya

Terrence Julien

Django

Kayden Kross

Chastity

Sophie Dee

Topless Girl

Caitlin Wachs

Scary

Leila Leigh

Zombie

Jonathan Silverman

Chineca Lame

Kellie Cockrell

Technician

Mark Rhino Smith

Ultimate Boxer Guy

Dat Phan

Bao

Ron Butler

President Snowbama

Robert Wagner

Liam

Vanessa Giselle

MMA Fighter (uncredited)

William Ngo

Phu (uncredited)

Grant George

Miss Porky (voice) (uncredited)