Steve Howey

Stan Helsing

Diora Baird

Nadine

Leslie Nielsen

Kay

Kenan Thompson

Teddy

Tara Wilson

Screaming Woman

Ben Cotton

Fweddy

Ildiko Ferenczi

Bride of Dracula

Desi Lydic

Mia

Elysia Rotaru

Sexy Employee

Zorianna Kit

Herself

Denise Poole

Bride #1

Kathryn Kirkpatrick

Bathroom lady

Twan Holliday

Pleatherface

Alain Chanoine

Guy #1

Charles Zuckermann

Pinhead

Lara Babalola

Employee #2

Jeff Gulka

Lucky

Nathan Dashwood

Busboy

Jon Johnson

Afroman

Lee Tichon

Michael Criers

Jeremy Crittenden

Altar boy (uncredited)

Holly Eglington

Bride #2

Chad Krowchuk

Sully