Steve Pemberton

Various Characters

Reece Shearsmith

Various Characters

Mark Gatiss

Various Characters

Bruno Langley

Damon

Paul Hays-Marshall

Barbara Dixon

Emily Woof

Lindsay

Alan Morrissey

Johnny

Michael Sheen

Jeremy

David Warner

Dr. Erasmus Pea

Victoria Wood

Queen Mary II

Bernard Hill

King William III

Simon Pegg

Peter Cow

Peter Kay

Simon Pig

Liam Cunningham

Director

Jeremy Dyson

Hospital orderly (uncredited)