John Candy

Jack Chester

Richard Crenna

Al Pellet

Rip Torn

Scully

Karen Austin

Sandy Chester

Kerri Green

Jennifer Chester

John Larroquette

Don Moore

Joey Lawrence

Bobby Chester

Dick Anthony Williams

Dan Gardner

Richard Herd

Angus MacLachlan

Carmine Caridi

Ed

Francis X. McCarthy

Hal

Pierrino Mascarino

Maitre D'

Harry Yorku

Pirate Musician

Walter Franks

Gardner's Son

Robert Starr

Thirsty Man

Patricia Herd

Photographer at Pier

Murphy Dunne

Announcer (voice)

Leigh French

Announcer (voice)

Reni Santoni

Announcer (voice)