Jim Carrey

Mark Kendall

Lauren Hutton

Countess

Karen Kopins

Robin Pierce

Cleavon Little

Sebastian

Thomas Ballatore

Jamie

Skip Lackey

Russ

Jeb Stuart Adams

World War I Ace Vampire

Joseph Brutsman

Confederate Vampire

Stuart Charno

Cabin Boy Vampire

Peggy Pope

Mrs. Kendall

Richard Schaal

Mr. Kendall

Peter Elbling

Bookseller

Carey More

Moll Flanders Vampire

Anna Mathias

Daphne

Megan Mullally

Suzette

Garry Goodrow

Wino

Chris Tashima

Dream Sequence Extra (uncredited)